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Wal Mart looks to expand

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A month after council was told by a consultant doing a community economic overview that Collingwood had too much retail space for its size, Wal Mart is pitching to expand.

In fact, the analysis said the region already has four more supermarkets than the provincial average for the population. But Wal Mart wants to almost triple the floor space of its grocery section. Monday's public meeting will hear arguments about expanding the grocery section from 6,000 sq. ft. to over 15,000 sq. ft. I am looking forward to seeing their commercial analysis that justifies an expansion in direct opposition to that our town's consultant told us.

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Collingwood alone already has six grocery stores for a population of under 18,000: Loblaws,...
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Some questions about downtown displays

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Yesterday, I was asked by a downtown merchant to get answers to a few questions re: the new licensing bylaw. He made some salient points I hadn't really considered during our debate on the bylaw, in particular about the merchant displays on the main street:

  • Does a merchant HAVE to use a tent? The bylaw says "shall" which suggest tents are mandatory. But not everyone wants to use one (especially for a one-day sale) or to incur the additional expense of having to buy or rent one. What if they don't want one? Can they just put merchandise curbside without a tent, say on a rack or table?
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Debunking psychics

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Why aren't all psychics filthy rich? I mean, if you can predict the future, surely something as basic as the stock market's rise and fall should be a snap. Surely they can predict the winning lottery numbers, too. I never buy lottery tickets because there's always a lineup of psychics ahead of me, cashing in their winnings. No wonder there's never any money left for me...

Why don't all psychics drive BMWs and live in $3 million waterfront condos? Why do psychics get caught in traffic jams? Why do psychics lose bids on eBay? Would a psychic smoke of he or she could see the future with lung and other cancers?

There is an endless supply of such questions no one (especially not self-proclaimed psychics) can...
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Wounded Warriors event a hit

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Paul Thurston, of Thurst's Cycle, pulled off his third annual Riders With a Cause/Wounded Warriors event today, with a bigger crowd than ever before. More than 200 bikes joined his Sunday morning ride with the Armed Forces vehicles leading. When they got back to the Pine Street parking lot, the place was full of bikes, soldiers, and visitors. I was impressed by both the number of people participating and the age range - from pre-teens to seniors.

The show 'n shine event had about 40 bikes registered, perhaps more; the silent auction had dozens of items, and there was live music, vendors, a fashion show and, of course, the Admiral's Post patio for beer and food. The Post, of course, is on private property so is not bound by the...
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Doors closed on patio issue, says EB

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"Councillors closed the door on the patio issue, Wednesday, allowing downtown businesses another couple of weeks with temporary fencing for curbside patios." Enterprise-Bulletin, July 30, 2010.

Unfortunately, I was not able to attend the special meeting that the mayor called (oddly, nor could the mayor) to deal with the patios, but I don't consider the meeting to be about "closing doors." Rather it was held to deal with a minor issue about the fencing required for patios.

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Jammin' at the Dominion Pub

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Susan and I spent a couple of days in Toronto this week, reversing the trend of coming north during the summer. We stayed downtown for a couple of nights and walked for several miles throughout the city - Kensington, Spadina, Queen Street West, Chinatown and more - enjoying the sights and sounds of a busy, multicultural city. There were two highlights of the trip: the Corktown Ukulele Jam, Wednesday night, and the Terracotta Warriors at the ROM, Thursday.
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How to vote in the upcoming municipal election

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No, I won't tell you who you should vote for. This is rather a reminder to everyone of how the process works. I'll post something like this again closer to the election.

First: you should vote. It's not mandatory, but it is a right you should not treat lightly, even in municipal elections.

Second: it's another mail-in ballot (council would neither hear of any alternative nor allow a public discussion of any options - just like council refused to hold public meetings on a ward system).

The ballots will be mailed out in early October.

You have to make your selections on one piece of paper (the ballot), then seal it inside the provided envelope.

Next you sign another piece that says you're really you (like anyone...
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Music, music everywhere

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Last week we had the chance to enjoy two really different types of music. Wednesday we went to the Station (aka the museum) for the weekly Jazz at the Station event. We watched Bobby Dean Blackburn, a great R&B and jazz pianist/vocalist with a drummer and two sax players. Free event, and well-attended, although Frank McNulty told me the crowd of 200-250 was lower than their usual 300-350 group.
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A generally older crowd, and a bit sedate (although a group of mouthy 10-12 year-olds ran through the audience shouting obscenities during the performance). Nothing, of course, compared to the much larger crowd of several thousand that attended the annual street event downtown for the Elvis Festival:
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Elvis is, or course, a great...
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Street art and patios, Orillia-style

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We took a road trip, Saturday, to Minden, and stopped off in Orillia on the way. Orillia was having a big downtown street festival - about six blocks of the main street closed off, with some side streets closed as well. Full of people, merchants, buskers, visitors. And here's what we saw:
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The Long Form Kiss Goodnight

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You'd think, from reading the media reports on Canadians' opposition to the government over the Long Form Census that Stephen Harper's Conservatives were taking governance lessons from Collingwood Council. As in: Governance 101: How to Ignore Public Opinion.

This week, an Angus Reid poll...
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Get Over It

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Get over it. That's what Councillor Labelle wrote to me in an email when I recently suggested council might allow patios to open beside the buildings for the Elvis Festival, to let the restaurants capitalize on the crush of visitors this weekend.

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Another hiccup on the patio front

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Oops. This week council was asked to respond to an email that identified a few significant snags in our new licensing bylaw that affect numerous downtown restaurants and merchants just as they start to set up for the annual Elvis Festival. Seems we had a few more hiccups with out new licensing bylaw.

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First, was the requirement for permits. Seems that not everyone who wanted to erect a tent or patio downtown managed to get an application in on time. We were told staff weren't sufficient to handle all of the expected applications (recall that putting out even a simple table or rack of clothes requires a permit now!). So council was asked to forgive them for the weekend.

I agreed, although I'm not sure where the staffing...
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Desperation or genuine concern for the downtown?

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I had to wonder whether some of council's sudden outpouring of concern for the extra costs borne by retaillers and restaurateurs over the new licence fees was really a genuine turn-around show of empathy for them, or just electioneering in face of growing public dissatisfaction over this issue?

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Patio liquor licences - 30-day wait - not for Elvis?

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I was more than a little surprised on Monday to hear Councillor Jeffrey comment that, if restaurant owners put their application in right away, they were very likely to get liquor licences from the Alcohol and Gaming Commission (AGCO) in time for the Elvis Festival, next weekend. Assuming, that is, they wanted to move, or could afford the curbside patio (so far, none have done so).

Surprised because that festival was less than two weeks away from her announcement. AGCO licences usually take at least 30 days to process, usually much longer. Yet she made that announcement July 12, and she had received an email from the BIA, on July 7 that said in part:

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A little civil disobedience

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Scoop and I enjoyed a little act of civil disobedience, Saturday morning, as we drank a hot beverage at a table on the main street sidewalk that was clearly not within either the strictly approved and restricted sidewalk patio or sidewalk café zones.
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Hasta la victoria, siempre, eh? Well, we weren't alone. A lot of local merchants shared our act of civil disobedience, by the simple act of putting a small display of merchandise on the sidewalk. Even if that merchandise was carefully placed within the very limited 0.6-metre band adjacent to the buildings (most didn't quite fit and spilled outside the boundaries), it was illegal.

Who says? The town's bylaw department. In a letter to merchants and BIA members...
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I hate to say "I told you so," but...

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Remember back in 2007 when the consultant who prepared our commercial review told us this area (our town, our neighbours and our visitors) could easily support another 500-600,000 sq. feet of commercial sprawl development on the west edge of town? And the majority of council nodded their heads in agreement like dashboard bobbin heads?

I contested that. Back then I posted about the over-crowding of retail in the community, and what I saw as numbers skewed to justify the additional development (posts September, November and December, 2007 and June, 2008). When I analyzed the consultant's numbers, I arrived at rather different conclusions.

Well this week, a different consultant told us that the region actually has more...
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The empty downtown

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I was accused of taking my last pictures of an empty downtown on a weekday, when, of course, it would be quiet. So here are two photos taken Saturday, July 10, a few mintues after noon (just as the farmers' market was starting to wind down). Note the lack of patios and the lack of pedestrians - which means the lack of customers. The restaurants I looked into at this end were nearly empty. The stores, too.

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A pointed message for the election

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Sean, of Duncan's Cafe in Cllingwood, sent me this ad he plans to run in the local newspapers. He gave me permission to post it here.

I don't think I need to comment - the ad says it all.
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What's wrong with these pictures?

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Test your skill! Look at the three pictures below and tell me what's wrong in each one:
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Let's see. People enjoying themselves. Lots of room for people to pass the patios. No obstructions to pedestrians. Customers enjoying a meal or drink outdoors on this beautiful July 1 afternoon. The almost-complete downtown reconstruction is looking good. The sidewalk is wider than ever. The downtown is full of people. So what could possibly be wrong?

Hint: Today is July 5.

That's right: these patios are illegal as of today, thanks to Councillors Jeffrey, McNabb, Labelle, Foley and Sandberg. So enjoy the photos, because you won't see the patios back beside the buildings until next term.
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A call for help, ukulele style

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Most of you know I play the ukulele. For 40-plus years before I discovered the uke, I played the guitar. I was never very good on the guitar: my passion for making music far exceeded my technical skills. But I had a passion for playing music that has sometimes translated itself into a variety of instruments, from flutes to sitar. I've managed to develop my musical skills somewhere between mediocre and adequate. But I love playing almost beyond my love for writing.

Since I discovered the ukulele, more than two years ago, I've been working hard to learn a lot of the music from the 1920s through to the 50s. It's music my parents would have known. Odd how that happened. I still play a lot of the music from the 1960s-70s, but I am...

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